Ok read this joke ... and tell me who is gay here ... and this is a world wide joke what is known for all countrys in joke.
There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
# 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
# 2 French men and 1 French woman
# 2 German men and 1 German woman
# 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
# 2 English men and 1 English woman
# 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
# 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
# 2 American men and 1 American woman
# 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
# 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere ...
The 1st Italian man has killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois" ...
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman, and she is waiting for someone to introduce her to the American men.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't getting any ...
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.Want one more? ok lets go
A Greek and an Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great Mathematicians." The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on and then the Greek says: "We invented sex."
The Italian says, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."enough said ?