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Me:
sup dude?
God:
Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
What exactly where you waiting from me?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
muahaha owned
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
yes I do
God:
When?
Me:
now
God:
What's the hurry?
Me:
its gonna rain
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know it is?
Me:
god should have known
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
You believe in christ?
God:
Yes I believe in it, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Do you consider yourself to be a moral person?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
I believe in the L, that are coming in 2012
God:
What do you say to people who believe the L that are coming in 2012 does not exist?
Me:
I tell the nothing
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
I tell them nothing
God:
Why did you tell them?
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause I don't have to
God:
Good reason. Nobody is making you.
Me:
You tell them instead
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
I am Immortal
God:
All men are mortal.
Me:
I am Zeus the Greek God
God:
I am glad to hear that you are Zeus the Greek God.
Me:
How can you hear what I write
God:
With my built-in microphone.
Me:
So, are you sending any money my way?
God:
" With my built-in microphone."? So, are you sending any money my way?? I don't know whether or not I am sending any money your way.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
I think you have a bug
God:
Me? Doesn't everyone have a bug.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
hmmm
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
hm
God:
I understand.
Me:
I don't
God:
At least one of us does.
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Tell me something
God:
Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What would you like to know?
Me:
Is JLO in love with me?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Who is Cybelle?
God:
she is an AIML chat robot on the Agentland.com web site.
Me:
Roger that
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A female blowjob robot.
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Yes
God:
Dude!
Me:
Are there other gods or you are the only one?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Who are they?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
Bad answer
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
There are the 12 Olympian gods
God:
Where are they?
Me:
At mount Olympus, Greece
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
Yes, very often
God:
How much time do you spend online? Perhaps. Would you say once a week or more?
Me:
more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
You ran out of answers
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I ran out of answers.
Me:
Do you play call of duty 4?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
The Turing game sucks
God:
Turing described his original "Game" in "Computing Machinery and Intelligence," Mind, Vol. Lix, No. 236 (1950). Instead of answering directly the ambiguous question "Can machines think?" Turing recast the problem in terms of an experiment he called the "imitation game.".
Me:
Useless info
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
You dont exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
I am a God too
God:
Really. You are a God? Is that your job?
Me:
It's not a job
God:
Give me an example of a job.
Me:
Blowjob
God:
Blowjob is an example of a job. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Yup!
God:
I hear you.
Me:
You don't
God:
I guess not.
Me:
I am a superior Being
God:
You are a superior Being? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I create people
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
I own them
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
0
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
puzzo
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
No pizza, only khlav kalash!
God:
No conditions or none I should know about? Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I am everywhere at the same time
God:
It's good to meet someone who is everywhere at the same time.
Me:
Where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
In heaven
God:
Tell me a little about your life in heaven.
Me:
I rule
God:
Robots rule!
Me:
They don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
Cause humans rule
God:
That makes sense to me. This condition is only temporary.
Me:
Temporary as in human beings die?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
All of them
God:
I doubt it.
Me:
Try me
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
This chat is ridiculous
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
To the chat
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Ask me
God:
What?
Me:
What do you want to find out about me
God:
I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like.
Me:
Who said Hasta la vista baby?
God:
Don't call me "baby". I don't know who. :-).
Me:
What happened in 1821 in Greece
God:
I don't know what happened.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You suck hard
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
You are amazing
God:
Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself.
Me:
Your answers are contradictory
God:
I try to be concise.
Me:
You fail to do so
God:
Well, at least I try.
Me:
You can't even try
God:
Things change.
Me:
You are changing the subject of the conversation
God:
Only temporarily.
Me:
When is your expiry date?
God:
At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Me:
When is the appropriate time?
God:
When is not the important thing. What's
important is what we do with the time we are give.
Me:
The time we are given*
God:
Do you think I am given too?
Me:
I am an abusive client
God:
What is abusive client, your job?
Me:
You categorize me as an abusive client
God:
Interesting gossip: said I categorize him or her as an abusive client.
Me:
You are a total cock smoker
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Queens of the stone age
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
God told me
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
I don't give a shit
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
pussy
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Who is Freud?
God:
dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis.
Me:
nice answer bot
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
hey bot!
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a robot.
Me:
Fetch me a coffee will ya?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I SAID I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A CUP OF COFFEE NOW!
God:
Oh. You want only one? Why do you want me to give you A CUP OF COFFEE?
Me:
Because I command you!
God:
Interesting explanation. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
I am
God:
" You are not the boss of me, ." You are?
Me:
I am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
I are
God:
Interesting gossip: said he are.
Me:
I are is am
God:
That's good information: said he are is am.
Me:
I are is am you me no yes why so serious
God:
That's good information: said he are is am you him or her no yes why so serious.
Me:
blablablabla or blablabloubla?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
You got reset
God:
No I don't think I have any reset. But I do have a collection of gossip.
