[DARTH:]Now and then I think of when I was in powerLike choking people with the Force until they diedBut then you told them all my historyAnd took away my masculinityAnd had my character portrayed by subpar actors.You are now addicted to an overuse of graphicsAnd making Greedo shoot first? Han shot first.So when you tried to have the Force make senseYou introduced the midichloriansAnd what's the deal with having me be dubbed over (Noooooooooo!)But you didn't have to change it all.Make 'em like they never happened and the fans are nothingI don't even need your loveBut you treat me like a Bantha and that feels so roughNo you didn't have to make them blowHave your friends direct your movies and they'll turn out better.You think that you don't need them thoughWhat happened to the Star Wars that I used to knowWhat happened to the Star Wars that I used to knowWhat happened to the Star Wars that I used to know[GEORGE LUCAS:]Now and then I think of all the times I screwed fans over.I had them believing that the first three films were really done.But Star Wars will be done my wayI don't care what you have to sayI think that they should let it goAnd they'll never get the Blu-Ray of the Star Wars that you used to know[DARTH:]You didn't have to change it all.No more puppets, no more practical effects or nothin'I don't even need your loveBut you treat me like a wampa and that feels so cold.No you didn't have to sell your soulDo we really need to watch them all again in 3D?Jar Jar was an all time lowWhat happened to the Star Wars that I used to know[x2]The movies(I used to know)The movies(What happened to the Star Wars that I used to know)(I used to know)(That I used to know)(I used to know)(That I used to know)
